my body, tearfully: when sleep???
me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity
my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????


I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE BEST PROTAG INTRODUCTION
SHOUTOUT TO THE MISS PERU 2018 CONTESTANTS FOR GIVING STATS ABOUT WOMEN’S ISSUES INSTEAD OF THEIR BODY MEASUREMENTS
AHHH PERÚ DID THAT!!!
sorry i forgot to reply i dont feel fucking alive
when people from real life stumble upon your tumblr and you’re just

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?
The final boss
You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?
I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

Unwanted guest
who are we defending pop punk from. who is on the offensive side of this war
this town is
yesterday my roommate got mad at me because i saw him eating kit-kats and said “oh, so you’re a little kit-kat boy, are you?” and then i had a dream about him killing me

i cast “find familiar”

off to therapy, you guys want anything?
For you to feel secure in your mental health, and if not secure at least hopeful and confident that you’re making the right decisions for yourself.
I’m in fucking tears thanks mate